We need to talk, I say to Fred, my Seeing-Eye cat, you can’t keep Lindy-hopping when I’m jitterbugging. People will stare. Thank you for the bubbly. I’d love to take a sip! But, you gotta put your cigarette out. No one smokes any more. Not even cats wearing top hats and tails. You’re right out of central casting! So glad Astaire lent you his moves. I want to be your Ginger, to do what you do backwards and in heels, but we can’t dance until you fall in step.
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