SHE: Yes, yes, oh yes.
LOVER: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
SHE: Yes-yes, yes-yes, yes-yes!
LOVER: Mmmm, mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmm.
HUSBAND: I'm back early. I didn't think you'd be…
SHE: Oh my god! You're… back… early.
HUSBAND: I… am.
SHE: This is… my friend. And this… is my…
LOVER: I know.
SHE: …husband!
LOVER & SHE: Oh my god!
HUSBAND: And she… is my…
LOVER: I know.
HUSBAND: …wife!
LOVER & SHE: Oh my god!
HUSBAND: I'm trying, very hard, to be calm, to be reasonable. I'll turn on the light.
LOVER: Please, don't kill me.
SHE: What?!
LOVER: Oh, sorry. Don't kill… us, please.
HUSBAND: Stop! Stop screaming! I can't think.
LOVER: About what?
HUSBAND: I can't get a clear picture in my head.
LOVER: Be calm.
HUSBAND: I am. I just don't know what to say, I don't know what to do.
SHE: Don't say anything. Don't do anything. Just go back out and come back in again: Everything will be all right.
HUSBAND: There must be…
SHE: Shhhh… just go.
LOVER: I don't believe it.
SHE: Don't say anything. Just get dressed… quick! Before he comes back.
LOVER: Why are you speaking with a British accent?
SHE: Piss off, I have nothing more to say.
LOVER: Neither do I.
HUSBAND: Neither do I
SHE: Good, turn off the light and let's all say good night.
LOVER: Good night!
HUSBAND: Good night!
SHE: Goodbye!
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