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Tea House Fix

Claudine Jones | Scene4 Magazin

Claudine Jones

TeaHouse-cr

 

(thanks to the ruthless target-practice of bored blue jays)

 

15 May

 

window sizes:

43.75" x 26.25"

Berkeley Glass  

2.4mm [like most windows]

8lbs times 8 windows

$409.84

possible discount for bulk order?

[don't forget quarter inch ease] 

 

windowfilmworld.com

static cling film:

"Austin" [shoji-ish]

32" x 96" = 419.96

even on sale

costs more than the glass

crap

 

16 May

 

eshoji.com

peel and stick shoji film

White Cloud Dragon

3' x 29'=238.96 plus shipping

sold out

try again later

 

20 May

 

you know what? fuck these guys

mom and pop my ass

everything even remotely interesting

sold out

and fuck windowfilms, too.

their cheapest stuff is still

as much as the glass

 

21 May

 

'what are you doing to my tea house?'

do not bring up this subject again

with contractor-brother

I'm sorry, I refuse to use sheets of plastic

 

24 May 

 

royal pain getting the torn paper off

get rid of all the old glue residue?

past the really bumpy stuff

probably not worth the effort

 

25 May

 

tough to find paper wide enough

and other product

comes waaaay too wide

 

26 May

 

plain shoji paper through Amazon

(dammit) cheap and

correct size!

but birds will go straight through it.

adhere to glass?

spray adhesive?

 

28 May

 

mentioned project to old guy

handyman/tree-trimmer Patrick

said he could help

especially with the lifting

in trade for some reflexology

how cool is that!

 

06 June

 

new careful measurements

[see corrected custom dimensions]

go with Berkeley Glass

plus window film

sent Amazon paper back

 

08 June

 

new perspective!

forget windowfilm forget glass!

shoji-style clean white

Fiberglass paper

48" wide by the running foot

w/price break comes in around

$400 total w/shipping.

guy sez it should work for bird beaks!!

 

09 June

 

7yds ordered UPS

~week from Chicago

heavy duty Double-sided Uline

1/2" sticky tape

Reno 1 day delivery

 

12 June

 

ready for mass production

 

14 June

 

updated Patrick

still have one test-piece of glass

for experimenting

 

24 June

 

all set

where's Patrick?

 

26 June

 

fuck it.

start by myself

 

27 June

 

some missteps:

#1 better cut the fiberglass

with scissors not x-acto

#2 place into the window frame

to double-check the size

before applying the sticky tape

otherwise it buckles.

 

28 June

 

okay, fiberglass is funky

stiff and dangerous;

only handle it with gloves on

or you will be sorry.

 

29 June

 

taking a day off for itch

 

30 June   

 

still buckling

 

1 July

 

new idea:

how about

tiny brass nails

secure the paper outside

to the window grids,

so it won't come loose in the wind.

interior wood effect might be kinda cool.

lucky our little hardware store is close  

 

12 July

 

practice glass stored for now

Patrick still MIA

 

16 July

 

brass nail thing on hold

drilling a bunch of pilot holes oof!

I mean, this old recycled wood

is like cement

and more important,

the paper position is irrelevant.

each window frame can be reversed

if they don't end up

looking all that good

at the end of the day

then flipped at will can the frames be

What—Yoda?

 

I'm losing it

 

17 July

 

going through my stock of blue gloves

fiberglass a total bitch

entire 7yd roll trimmed lengthwise

lifting out the frames is exhausting

have to pace the work.

at least with no glass

it's now a one-person job

 

18 July

 

can do 1 per day

maybe

with learning curve.

cutting skills suck,

brown gaffers tape to cover up mistakes

not enough product left for any re-do

jury still out on face-in/face-out

there are many examples of screens

either way

I didn't make this up.

the sensation of the wood

from the inside

is warm and welcoming

 

19 July

 

brown tape looks terrible

 

20 July

 

took brass nails back

 

22 July

 

Patrick appears to have disappeared

last text almost three weeks ago.

 

23 July

 

ordered some 'white' tape

more cream than hospital white,

guess it will do.

can't lift those frames

without getting tired.

 

25 July

 

what the hell? next door neighbors

tearing down their deck—

distracting and noisy.

 

01 August

 

white tape looks terrible

 

06 August

 

'tan' color tape

coming in the mail

 

08 August

grid to outside

stop fighting it

 

10 August

 

smoke from distant fires

difficult to work outside.

crew next door arrives early

knocks off at 2:30.

sent tan tape back

 

12 August

 

making pies and reading.

 

16 August

 

hope Patrick's not dead

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Claudine Jones | Scene4 Magazin

Claudine Jones has had a long, full career as an Actor/Singer/Dancer. She writes a monthly column
and is a Senior Writer for Scene4.
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