One
day,
the
gods
Apollo
and
his
half-brother
Dionysus
sat
together
over
goblets
of
a
timeless
vintage
discussing
the
virtues
of
music.
(Dionysus
had
decanted
an
amphora
of
his
Olympian
Cuvée
and
as
the
two
sipped
the
well-aerated
elixir,
Apollo
nodded
in
approval
at
his
younger
brother's
handiwork.)
Apollo had much to say on the subject—he is the god of music after all, famed for entertaining the inhabitants atop Olympus with his lyre-playing. Apollo's layered melodies unfold like mathematical proofs with symmetries of design and a kind of inevitable progression which would be echoed in the fugues, concertos, and variations of J.S. Bach.
Dionysus
said
that
when
it
came
to
instrumental
music,
he
favored
more
passionate
compositions,
preferring
the
crescendo,
the
staccato,
moody
ambiguity,
the
exultant
climax,
and
even
a
little
dissonance
from
time
to
time.
The
wine-god
cited
John
Coltrane's A Love Supreme as something worthy of his brother's ear.
Apollo
leaned
toward
Mozart,
Dionysus
Beethoven,
but
the
two
agreed
that
they
found
the
songs sung by humans to be irresistible, suffused as they are with mortality, for the gods can never taste death but can only experience it vicariously. The brevity of human life and its peculiar end intrigues them; death brings the gods to tears with its exquisite incomprehensibility.
And so Apollo and Dionysus wondered what it would sound like if a
human,
driven
by
all
the
impatience
and
passion
only
mortality
can
inspire,
could
sing
with
the
voice
of
an
eternal
god.
They
surveyed
the
surface
of
the
earth,
considering
candidates
on
whom
to
bestow
The
Mantle,
a
temporary
immortality
which
would
find
supreme
expression
in
the
vocal
prowess
of
one
man.
Through
the
mists
over
England
they
spied
an
unusual
concentration
of
likely
singers:
Rod
Stewart,
The
Who's
Roger
Daltrey,
and
Steve
Marriott
of
The
Small
Faces
and
Humble
Pie
all
possessed
uncanny
chops
along
with
swagger
worthy
of
a
deity.
Stewart's
raspy
vigor
conveys
the
deeply
humane
concerns
of
"Maggie
May,"
"Every
Picture
Tells
a
Story,"
his
Dylan-cover
"Tomorrow
Is
a
Long
Time,"
and,
of
course,
"Hot
Legs."
Roger
Daltrey's
rendition
of
"Love,
Reign
O'er
Me"
moistened
the
eyes
of
Dionysus,
while
the
melodic
intricacies
of
"Who
Are
You?"
inside
of
which
Daltrey
weaves
another
stunner
greatly
impressed
his
elder
brother.
Bright
Apollo
suggested
harnessing
Daltrey's
voice
to
provide
electricity
to
Athens
or
Rome.
Both
gods
grooved
to
Humble
Pie's
"Black
Coffee"
and
the
overflowing
brio
with
which
Steve
Marriott
delivers
the
lyrics,
especially
in
a
live-in-the-studio
rendition
on The Old Grey Whistle Test.
With
their
sweeping
vision,
well-tuned
ears,
and
powers
of
clairvoyance,
Apollo
and
Dionysus
quickly
determined
that
The
Mantle
should
go
to
a
titan
greater
still:
even
before
it
was
touched
by
the
gods,
Robert
Plant's
voice
emanated
like
an
other-worldly
beacon.
From
the
murky
moanings
of
"How
Many
More
Times"
to
the
soul-splitting
wails
of
"Babe
I'm
Gonna
Leave
You"
and
"Since
I've
Been
Loving
You;"
from
the
clarities
of
"All
My
Love"
(including
its
classically-intoned
keyboard
solo)
to
the
magnificent
questing
of
"Kashmir,"
his
is The Voice.
Apollonian
and
Dionysian
sensibilities
find
resolution
in
the
live,
seamless
sequence
of
"The
Song
Remains
the
Same"
and
"The
Rain
Song."
And
of
course,
the
gods
are
total
suckers
for—height
of
heights—"Achilles
Last
Stand,"
which,
owing
to
a
car
accident
on
the
Greek
island
of
Rhodes,
Plant
sings sitting down!
So
the
gods
bestowed
The
Mantle
on
Robert
Anthony
Plant.
Dionysus
refilled
Apollo's
goblet
and
the
two
kicked
back
for
a
listen
of Houses
of
the
Holy on immaculately clean vinyl spun atop Apollo's SOTA Cosmos turntable.
Robert Plant with a message from the gods.
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