After Shakespeare, has anyone done more to fill the pages of Bartlett's than Oscar Wilde? Winston Churchill? Groucho Marx? I'd say Yogi Berra but we all know that he never said half the things he said….
Supreme master of le bon mot,
Oscar Wilde coined more
currency than the U.S.
Mint, his memorably
phrased insights strewn
throughout his plays,
poems, fiction, essays,
and lectures, so many
more lost to posterity,
pearls casually dropped
in conversation.
There's the story of
his first visit to
America in 1882. When
the customs officer
asked him, "have you
anything to declare?,"
Wilde reputedly
replied: "I have
nothing to declare
except my genius."
Whether it's apocryphal
has long become
irrelevant; the
vignette perfectly
captures Wilde's
art-in-life, much the
way a carpenter's
gilded frame
accentuates a Rembrandt.
Famously, Wilde
pondered whether one
should pour one's
genius into art or
life, so naturally, as
with so many difficult
choices, he elected to
do both. He cleverly
flipped the question on
its head, positing that
it is life which
imitates art. The
meteoric arc of his 46
years reveals a life
lived in accordance
with this discovery.
His biographer, Richard
Ellmann, aptly called
Wilde "a spendthrift of
genius." Wilde's
numerous epigrams,
whether written or
spoken, comprise the
most portable form of
his largesse.
Wilde ensconced many of
his famed witticisms
within the
conversations of his
literary characters.
Even if The Picture
of Dorian Gray didn't have its brilliant plot device, the dialogue between Dorian and his mentor, Lord Henry Wotton, makes the novel a must-read with each exchange more sparkling than the last. And those gem-like lines uttered by Lord Darlington in Lady
Windermere's Fan, Lord Arthur Goring in An Ideal Husband,
or Lady Bracknell in The Importance of Being Earnest contributed to Oscar Wilde's uncontested ownership of the London stage in the 1890s.
While not a genre per
se, a list of epigrams
is a form with
noteworthy precedent;
Wilde was quite
familiar with William
Blake's Proverbs of Hell,
a startling example of
concentrated aphoristic
firepower. Two
collections of Wilde's
engeniussed
declarations appeared
in his lifetime: "A Few
Maxims for the
Instruction of the
Over-Educated," first
published in the Saturday Review,
November 17, 1894, and
"Phrases and
Philosophies for the
Use of the Young,"
published a month later
in the sole issue of The Chameleon,
a literary magazine
edited by Oxford
University
undergraduate John
Francis Bloxam.
Among the Maxims, here are favorites which I'm wont to quote:
Education is an
admirable thing. But
it is well to remember
from time to time that
nothing that is worth
knowing can be taught.
In old days books were
written by men of
letters and read by
the public. Nowadays
books are written by
the public and read by
nobody.
To be
really medieval
one should have no
body. To be
really modern one
should have no soul.
To be really Greek one
should have no clothes.
And try adding these to your Phrases and Philosophies:
Wickedness is a myth
invented by good
people to account for
the curious
attractiveness of
others.
Religions die when
they are proved to be
true. Science is the
record of dead
religions.
Pleasure is the only
thing we should live
for. Nothing ages like
happiness.
To be premature is to be perfect.
Industry is the root of all ugliness.
The old believe
everything; the
middle-aged suspect
everything; the young
know everything.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
At one point in Lady Windermere's Fan,
the character Cecil
Graham asks,"what is a
cynic?," to which Lord
Darlington answers: "A
man who knows the price
of everything, and the
value of nothing."
* * * * *
In crafting his
epigrams, Wilde,
whether he consciously
knew it or not, used
rhetorical structures
to yield startling
epiphanies. He deploys
chiasmus, a kind of
linguistic
mirror-imaging, in his
gem: "In old days books
were written by men of
letters and read by the
public. Nowadays books
are written by the
public and read by
nobody."
He finds wit and wisdom in the power of threes—twice:
To be
really medieval
one should have no
body. To be
really modern one
should have no soul.
To be really Greek one
should have no clothes.
and
He's not afraid to wield blunt force in what could be called le
bon mot coup de grâce, a debate-ending one-two punch:
Religions die when
they are proved to be
true. Science is the
record of dead
religions.
Pleasure is the only
thing we should live
for. Nothing ages like
happiness.
And perhaps he had the
shape of Blake's
infernal proverb
"Improvement makes
strait roads, but the
crooked roads without
Improvement are roads
of Genius" in mind when
he wrote: "Education is
an admirable thing. But
it is well to remember
from time to time that
nothing that is worth
knowing can be taught."
Like a Zen master,
Oscar Wilde used
paradox, seeming
contradiction, and a
healthy measure of
irreverence to
illuminate the truth.
And as Jorge Luis
Borges said of him in
regard to the
truth " . . . el
hecho comprobable y
elemental de que Wilde,
casi siempre, tiene
razón" [the verifiable
and elementary fact
that Wilde is almost
always right.]"
Oscar Fingal
O'Flahertie Wills
Wilde—even his
name was a kind of
epigram, a melodious
mingling of the
ancient, so-called
pagan (in Irish
mythology, Oscar was
the son of OisÃn whose
father was Finn McCool,
the mighty hero whose
warrior band were the
Fianna) and Anglo-Irish
Ascendancy, all served
with a generous dollop
of alliteration.
Let me leave you with
one more bon mot from
the Dublin-born wit, a
line from his 1892
play Lady Windermere's Fan later re-worked by Chrissie Hynde as a lyric in the song "Message of Love" by The Pretenders:
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
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