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1 - James
McDahousing, a writer, is
typing the following words
on his MacBook:
"Then, Gordon, after
some minutes of looking in
the mirror, turned the
light off, and only the
walls of that silent place
heard the sound of a
gunshot. Laurie entered
the place, and instead of
crying out, she just said,
'Son of a bitch, you
died and never gave me an
orgasm!' The end."
2 - Ted Gunter, a
screenwriter, is reading
aloud his screenplay:
"Gordon looks at the
mirror. He picks up his
gun and points it at his
head. Gordon: 'My life
is lifeless. I've got
a profound hate for her.
It is time to die.'
Then, Gordon turns off the
light. Fade out. We hear
the sound of a gunshot.
Fade in. Laurie enters the
room and sees Gordon dead
on the floor. Laurie:
'Motherfucker, you
died without giving me an
orgasm!' Fade. The
end."
3 - Tom Futti, a movie
director, is talking to
the crew and actors:
"The scene will be
just as I say. After
Gordon looks at the
mirror, he will turn the
light off. We will hear
the gunshot, but when
Laurie enters the room,
she will find Gordon hurt.
Before he dies, the two
will make love, she will
get her orgasm, and then
Gordon will die before he
gets an orgasm, too."
4 - On the screen in some
home theater in the city,
we see the character
Gordon in a room picking
up his gun. He turns off
the light. Then, Laurie
enters the room. The light
comes on. She sees Gordon
holding his gun pointed at
his head. He sees her and
gives up, dropping the gun
on the floor. She says,
"Gordon, I came back
because I want to feel an
orgasm! Fuck me, will
you?" The two kiss,
and the scene fades to the
end.
5 - On YouTube, a crew
member of the film posted
an excerpt of the set that
he captured with his cell
phone: Laurie, looking
directly at the camera,
saying in several repeated
takes, "Fuck me, will
you? Fuck me, will you?
Fuck me, will you? Fuck
me, will you?"
6 - James McDahousing
looks at his cellphone,
seeing the viral image of
Laurie saying, "Fuck
me, will you?" He
turns off his cellphone,
throws it into the river,
and walks away from the
bridge shouting,
"Fuck you all."
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